Person of the Year

There are lots of rumors about Doug’s shady wealth. The fact is he came to XX-city with half a dozen holes of doughnuts eaten a year ago and empty pocket of a jacket that he did not have. Tho there was one thing in his possession that took him this far. A dream. No one knows for sure how he got crazy bananas rich, yet here we are celebrating the person of the year. Congratulations, Doug.